A Critique of Pure Ice Cream

Dude 2: That didn't end well.

Dude 1: That didn't start well

Dude 2: Do Over?

Dude 1: K

Dude 2: You shouldn't kill any toddlers, and neither should I

Dude 1:

Dude 2: If you try to kill any, I must try to stop you

Dude 1: Sucks to be me

Dude 2: Guess so

Dude 1: You shouldn't eat any chocolate ice cream, and neither should I

Dude 2:

Dude 1: If you try to eat any, I must try to stop you

Dude 2: Sucks to be me

Dude 1: Guess so

Dude 2: I'm gonna go ban some books

Dude 1: I'm gonna go liberate some lab animals

Dude 2: Later.

Dude 1: Later.