Dialogues Concerning Natural Ice Cream

Dude 1: Chocolate ice cream is wrong.

Dude 2: You mean you don't like Chocolate?

Dude 1: No, I mean you shouldn't have any, and neither should I.

Dude 2: What right do you have to tell me how to live my life?

Dude 1: Ok, go ahead.

Dude 2: Killing toddlers for fun is wrong.

Dude 1: You mean you don't like killing toddlers?

Dude 2: No, I mean you shouldn't kill any, and neither should I.

Dude 1: What right do you have to tell me how to live my life?

Dude 2: Ok, go ahead.