Why astrology is bullshit

You are 40% Pisces

How much do you match your zodiac sign?

Thanks to Jess for bringing this to my attention.

Pisces are supposed to be these wussy indecisive cry baby artist types. Not me. I am way too rational to be a pisces. Don't you think I should be at least 50% Pisces, if this crap has anything to do with reality?

If you seek to to redeem this school of thought as having some predictive validity by appealing to my rising sign, be my guest. I'll send you my star chart that I got done online here.