Truth & Reconciliation
God: Gee, Ken, you're really pissed off at me
Kenneth: What gave you that idea?
God: All these sarcastic things you keep writing. Ya know, you can just bring these things up with me directly. No need to go behind my back, so to speak.
Kenneth: Forgive me, but the lines of communication have seemed pretty unidirectional until just now.
God: I get that a lot. I do answer all my fan mail. Not everyone opens the responses I send.
Kenneth: So this is my own fault? This is feeling very Catholic.
God: I don't have time for this right now. We can have that chat in 65 years or so. But to answer your question from earlier today: All my tests are open book, so to speak. I don't send you things to handle without sending the means to handle them. I'm a fair guy. You have to be open to the help to recognize and use it, though.
Kenneth: Yeah, I just figured that one out. Sorry I made you hit me over the head with it.
God: No worries. You'd be less interesting otherwise.
Kenneth: What gave you that idea?
God: All these sarcastic things you keep writing. Ya know, you can just bring these things up with me directly. No need to go behind my back, so to speak.
Kenneth: Forgive me, but the lines of communication have seemed pretty unidirectional until just now.
God: I get that a lot. I do answer all my fan mail. Not everyone opens the responses I send.
Kenneth: So this is my own fault? This is feeling very Catholic.
God: I don't have time for this right now. We can have that chat in 65 years or so. But to answer your question from earlier today: All my tests are open book, so to speak. I don't send you things to handle without sending the means to handle them. I'm a fair guy. You have to be open to the help to recognize and use it, though.
Kenneth: Yeah, I just figured that one out. Sorry I made you hit me over the head with it.
God: No worries. You'd be less interesting otherwise.
posted by Kenneth at 3:45 PM
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