Top of the food chain?

Me: (chews PB&J)

Rhizopus: Hee hee

Me: (swallows)

Rhizopus: Heh

Me: Hey... that bite had the distinct flavor of... basement.... Was there mold on my bread?!?!

Rhizopus: (smiles) Maybe

Me: And I swallowed it!

Rhizopus: You don't have the guts to make yourself puke.

Me: I'll leave that up to my body, thanks.

Rhizopus: I assume you're not gonna finish the sandwich now?

Me: Fucker.

Rhizopus: Need I remind you who was eating it first?

Me: Fair point.