Thursday, June 22, 2006

Why I am not furry

Amid my ongoing medical collapse, I've been made privy to my lab stats. Among the things they measured was the level of testosterone in my system.

Normal range: 400 to 1080 ng/dL

Mine: 424

Barely normal.

Which comes as a bit of a surprise, given certain aspects of my disposition. Many would have guessed much higher.

At least I'll never have to shave my back.