Wednesday, June 04, 2008


I am not sorry about this at all.

The Hummer commercials' subliminal implication was always "Hummer: As if you're the only person on the whole planet". Americans are rejecting that "go it alone, fuck internationalism, screw consensus" spirit of the W years, which is baked into the Hummer brand. Also, Americans have figured out that MPG is correlated with penis size.

Just demonstrates how things Move On would like to see come about will happen as long as fuel prices stay high. Unless Move On wants folks to be able to afford to drive a Hummer to the grocery store.