Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Are you for real?

Tidying up some match.com correspondence from over the weekend, I noticed an attractive redhead had looked at my profile. I clicked on her to check her out, and she seemed completely datable.

Until I saw part of her profile.

Politics: Ultra-Conservative

I e-mailed her just to see if this was the slip of the mouse I think it must have been. She can't be for real. It's a shame, really.

1) we'd not get along
2) I'd not get any

Not that the latter is a primary consideration, but there aren't a lot of guys out there really excited about dating an "ultra-conservative" woman. Wild sex means leaving the lights on. The Hester Prynne get up doesn't pass for lingerie, ya know?