My land lady is a heartless bitch

I called and asked if I could foster kittens.

NO. Never. Ever.

Ok, I get the point.

To make sure I got the point, I got a letter. With a copy of the lease. Explicitly informing me that there should be no pets, ever. And oh, by the way, I want to inspect your apartment.

(for evidence of kittens)

Bitch. This woman lives to suck the joy out of other people's lives.

I'm disappointed. I wanted little fuzzballs to play with at night.